There’s no such thing as a free lunch!
Someone has to pay a price
I am always the one paying
Did I not just pay for your bruised pride
What a loot!
I’m on my knees
Between your legs
Trying to soothe your huge stiff ego
Please forgive me
What a hoot!
Here’s your medal
Go home, and show it to your wife!
Nguyễn Thị Phương Trâm, the blogger, poet, and translator, was born in 1971 in Phu Nhuan, Saigon, Vietnam. The pharmacist currently lives and works in Western Sydney, Australia.